Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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