So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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