rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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