WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
