This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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