im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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