i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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