He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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