no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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