I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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