Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
