White coat. Heels.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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