that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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