I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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