I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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