She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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