She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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