Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
