Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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