so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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