I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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