THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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