no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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