So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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