i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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