I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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