I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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