3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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