Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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