Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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