me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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