First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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