Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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