Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I want to fling myself into the sun
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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