tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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