I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm really busy with my period
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