The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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