I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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