guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
