I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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