It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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