Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
the raccoons are back...
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