Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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