and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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