So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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