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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight

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(954): View more from Florida

so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral

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(613): View more from Ontario

Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?

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(660): View more from Missouri

wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub

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