you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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