I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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