Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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