On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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