I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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