First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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