Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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