Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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